There once was a pod pilot from Amarr, who wandered out of a bar. He spied some comely lasses, cause he fancied big fat... well, it is Friday and here is a new 1v1 for your enjoyment. Or potential enjoyment. It seems a bit arrogant of me to assume you will enjoy it. I mean, seriously. Where do I come off telling you to enjoy something? I post 'em, that should be the end of it for me. I have no right to put pressure on you without your consent. What if you don't enjoy it? Then what. Have I made some sort of non-verbal agreement with you that I am now be-holden to?! Y'know what, don't enjoy it then. Maybe that's the easiest thing, we'll just leave it at that then. But isn't that the same thing? Good grief, honestly I don't care anymore, do what you want. I hope you enjoy or don't enjoy the following 1v1 Friday Funnies. Whatever you want... no pressure.
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